| smcrzy7: your the best soon to be ruler of the world |
[25 Jan 2005|12:05am] |
to do list
1. dominate the world 2. crown sergio my bitch (the best bitch in the history of bitches) 3. sergio blows up canada 4. award serge a country and an ocean 5. blow up china 6. drink lots of alcohol 7. have cake every night 8. make the crocacat 9. have crocacat eat all girls who turned serge down 10. destroy valencia 11. obtain theme music 12. rest
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1 ... loves it
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[11 Jan 2005|03:33am] |
Boys are cheats and liars, they're such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second base... ball, baseball he thinks he's gonna score. If you let him go all the way then you are a hor... ticulture studies flowers, geologist studies rocks. The only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his cock... roaches, beetles, butterflies and bugs. Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of jug... glers and acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck. All guys really want to do is - forget it, no such luck.
if you don't know where thats from, ill kick you
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6 ... loves it
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[29 Nov 2004|07:09pm] |
could you let me go? I didn't think so. and you don't wanna be here in the future so you say the present's just a pleasant interruption to the past and you don't wanna look much closer cuz your afraid to find out all this hope you had sent into the sky by now had crashed and it did because of me
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7 ... loves it
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[14 Nov 2004|09:09pm] |
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do you know that everytime you're near everybody else seems far away? so can you come and make them disappear? make them disappear and we can stay
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2 ... loves it
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[23 Aug 2004|08:29pm] |
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If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian
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9 ... loves it
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[21 Aug 2004|03:07pm] |
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It all seemed too easy. Way too easy. That's when he did something totally unexpected. Something so crazy and wild it took me totally by surprise. Even though it was kind of funny, it still was really weird.
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6 ... loves it
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